Our mobile development environment is a locked down internal Windows XP laptop that doesn't let anything in or out, so we had to write our own tools to package code to leave the laptop.
We wrote a simple little "chat" client in Node, but before sending the code off, it was packaged into a .jpg, and unpacked on the other side (my development macbook). This is how we've been dealing with code for over a year now.
Shit pay, 0 resources basically. Can't wait to leave.