I get that it has a sort of kitschy or retro appeal, but it's just basically a pain to use and looks terrible.
I can't tell you how often I click next page to find that I've taken too long and my session or whatever has expired.
I've used a bunch of HN skins that were supposedly better designed, but none of them stuck. Apparently it's just plain unnecessary for HN to be better.
The website that lets technologists hang out with people who might give them large sums of money to see their ideas succeed doesn't have to be good, or pretty.
If the website were better, or prettier, that would not add any additional value to the previously mentioned large sums of money.
(Oh, and advice, and being able to chat with industry leaders and experts on diverse arrays of topics, etc.)
I think better terms might be "clean up" or "restructure".
http://edinburghhacklab.com/2013/09/probabalistic-scraping-o...
I'll leave it to you to figure out how one would implement such a feature ;-)
HN pages are very well structured and are probably an ideal case for an automatic scraper.
If your automatic scraper doesn't work on HN, it is unlikely to work generally.
A better example would be "hey I have this cool device that will improve your mileage by 100%, but it only works on cars built according to current emission standards...".
There are some irregularities (i.e. YC announcements without score, more button, self posts) but it's not really structurally complicated (compare reddit, which has 3 "score" fields per link)