Byte Magazine Smalltalk-80 Issue
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Ironically, it all came to pass in a slightly different way than they imagined. Now, everyone is running a Mach-based UNIX on RISC hardware, except instead of a workstation it's your iPhone.
I still play with a SOL-20 emulator sometimes.
On the non-programming front, I have a ton of old issues of Climbing magazine from the '90s that are completely awesome but I have no one to give them to.
I guess I could place a "giving away for free" ad on Craigslist but it would be cool to have a more dedicated site for this kind of thing.
I can connect you with them
Have a look http://tedxavcataratas.com/2013/12/26/cognopolis-consciousne...
So I miss the nostalgia of flipping through the pages, but it's truly the content that has value.
April's Foolers
The hasty printing of data concerning
our Black-Hole Diode is not only an inva-
sion of our corporate security, but is not
in the national interest. (See the April
1981 BYTE, page 363.)
[https://archive.org/stream/byte-magazine-1981-04/1981_04_BYT...] Our device, which is covered by US
patents and is classified by the National
Security Council as "Top Secret," should
not be pandered about in a general-circu-
lation magazine for all to see, especially
when those not friendly to our nation may
learn details of this device.
Furthermore, how BYTE learned of the
existence of our device is unknown to us,
but be advised that stricter security has
been imposed to forestall any further
lapses.
Be also advised that the company BYTE
lists as being responsible for creating the
Black-Hole Device, Spatial Regression
Ltd, will shortly receive summons from
our legal department.
Any repetition or further disregard for
national security regarding this device or
its uses in particle-beam research will
bring about swift and final action.
J.W. Kelty
Chief Executive Officer
Code-7 Electronics
POB 1505
Modesto CA 95353
And Byte's response: Each year, the BYTE staff enjoys slip-
ping a few joke items into the April issue
for our readers to find; some are subtle,
some are outrageous. Response to this
year's foolishness was greater than in any
year past. In case you missed it, look for
"Lost Dutchman's Bug" (photo),
page 302
"Black-Hole Diode" (new product),
page 363
"Noise-Emitting Diode" (new product),
page 364
"Slightly Used Cray-1" (unclassified ad),
page 414
So you see, there's no need for "swift
and final action" (gulp!) — we were just
kidding! By the way, where should we
return the sample device that was in-
cluded with your letter? . . . CPFI went through a rather large Smalltalk phase in the first half of the nineties, and was kindly lent a copy of the 1981 magazine by a fellow hacker (and archivist!) for a few months before reluctantly returning it sometime in 1991. I loved how the journos went through great lengths describing what "cut/copy/paste" was. It's almost travel writing.
I couldn't grok what smalltalk was. :(
An add for "The Last One", a system that claims to write your programs for you in a bug-free fashion by asking you questions in plain English. "Coming soon..."
I wonder at the context behind this. The idea that computers could even remotely be capable of this seems crazy now, let alone in the '80s. But maybe it wasn't as high level as I'm thinking....
I was lost, but at least understood that I was trying to read something important. Something well beyond Fortran, Basic and Pascal.
So, that font was displayed on Apple II's all over Brazil.
(page 49)
OK.