Ask HN: Review My Resume

I've been a self-employed web developer for the last five years working remotely in different parts of the world. I've decided to finally settled down back in the US and look for a steady full-time position. I'm open to moving anywhere in the US although I've had my eye on SF.

I'm looking for some feedback, guidance, or advice on my resume. I've been out of the professional work force for several years and could use some help.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1LpktqXuty4eWz_jbhH3yQF_D582D1f9zBFfZpGUCTNM/edit

Thanks!