Thanks for your well thought out comments, cmos. And I apologize for not including the link in the original posting!
http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewSoftwa...
http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewSoftwa...
Do contract work to float yourself. And charge for your app. Integrate with Twitter, Facebook chat, etc. OK, I'm done my rant, sorry.
If you've built a successful iPhone application, you're a marketable contracting operation. Stop talking about getting funding.
Which naturally raises the question: "Doesn't the iPhone already have a perfectly usable chat application built in?"