I don't particularly care about librettas or victorian english, but the shit these guys say is pretty absurd.
In any case this weekend we are going to have them play some heads-up
poker, a set of tennis, a drinking contest - a winner gwan emerge
(Ilan) and you girls gonna see wassup. If you wanna cover these
"World's Sexiest Startup Man" events you are welcome - we will get you
soused up you gonna feel nice.
Let me cut to the chase: Ilan's sexy is $15M Zach's is $10M YOU FEEL
ME? You know what I'm saying now? You feel me..