I specifically said I wasn't an expert. ;)
> That's a bunch of needlessly cynical and completely ignorant bullshit.
We're arguing the same thing. I'm just being a bit snarky about _why_ those things are true. You're totally right that those are the first-order reasons.
> Stop calling currencies commodities.
Sorry, my Marxism is showing. From a Marxist perspective, money _is_ just another commodity, though a special one. Maybe shouldn't have mixed that concept in, good call.
> Depositors are all fucked because there is no FDIC insurance for dogecoins.
Agreed. That's why I describe myself as 'scared.' I just said it's possible, not that it's a good idea. You won't find me quitting my job and starting that project any time soon.
> You lose money at every step along the way.
Absolutely, which is why you have to account for that when making the trades. I assumed that was too basic to bother to mention.