If a worker on an assembly line in South Carolina makes a window motor for a car, he is paid in USD. But the USD he is paid is not the output of his labor; the output of his labor is a window motor that is eventually put into a car, that some software engineer may drive on his way to work creating other productive (albeit non-physical) things. It's the economic web.
Bitcoin is an economic dead-end. It takes CPU cycles to make a Bitcoin, and those cycles aren't used for anything else. It is an output of production that has no intrinsic value. Well, that's not ENTIRELY true: Bitcoin has had some fleeting value as a loophole that allows the economy to reclaim some dead weight loss from government regulation, but as those loopholes close, the economic value of Bitcoin diminishes.
Bitcoin is different from other stores of value that behave like currencies (such as gold) because it has no use other than as a store of value. Gold has industrial uses due to its physical and chemical properties, and it is desired in the consumer space as a material to make jewelry out of. But Bitcoin is not an input to production: its sole purpose and use is as a store of value. The price of Bitcoin will never stabilize for this reason: even if people decide to stop using gold as a store of value, it will continue to have a price floor based on its industrial and consumer use.
Thus my position that Bitcoin is not truly a currency, and the way it's being traded today is much more akin to something like a junk bond. It is an asset because it is limited by the factors of production: it is the exclusive output of production. Currency is different than an asset specifically because there is a central authority that can issue new currency without increasing production. This is necessary because they issue new currency as a reaction to increased production; not the other way around. Currencies like the USD and EUR are stable because the central banks control the conversion rate of those currencies by manipulating the supply of currency.