Wow, what a tangle of verbosity. Yes, you could be a brain in a vat. Or you could be a brain on a biped. Obviously you cannot distinguish between these two possibilities merely by
thinking about them, because your thought processes are equally compatible with either scenario (by construct, by the premise of the question). A simulation good enough to be indistinguishable from reality, cannot be distinguished from reality -- that's the definition.
The fun thing about this quack philosophy is that's it's falsifiable, that in a couple decades, we'll actually have brains in vats, and kids will play games where they shuffle a kid's brain around and have him guess if he's in a vat or not. And with the higher-end iVats, they'll never be able to tell. And they'll totally ridicule the tenured philosophy faculty, they'll be so mean, what the hell have you been doing with your grant money?