"Hey man, are you watching porn?"
"Hell yeah! Because terrorists are using it to send messages! It's in the Mise-en-scène! I'm doing this for freedom!"
"My God. You're right!"
"Also, I'm pretty sure they're doing the same thing in strip clubs. And with really high-quality whiskey. So...I'm going to need some really high-quality whiskey. And a fist-full of singles."
"Anything you need! You brave bastard!"
"At the Olympic Garden Topless Cabaret, Samantha says she lap danced with one of the terrorists. The Terrorists who hijacked a plane and crashed it are said to have stayed and played in Las Vegas." ... "Some big-man terrorist, huh?" Samantha said this week as she took a breather from the two-dozen lap dances she bestows daily upon the lonely at the Olympic Garden Topless Cabaret. "He spent about $20 for a quick dance and didn't tip more."
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