How To Write Unmaintainable Code (Ensure a job for life)

An old friend. Here are some of the previous submissions. Most have no comments, some have a few, and two (noted) have some discussion.

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=6849532 (15 comments)

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=5466305

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=5340683

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=4717912

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=3681389

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=3036042

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=2578765

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=2340024

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=1988165

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=1988165

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=1573034

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=922369

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=637491 (22 comments)

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=304039

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=252615