How Node.js is Going to Replace JavaScript

but node.js is javascript. javascript will replace javascript?

since when was node.js client side?

java is proven at being better at what?

this is pure troll.

Methinks that the author uses Medium for satire, to poke fun at how serious developers take things.

poe's law strikes again.

"Jenn Schiffer is the Pulitzer prize-winning author of PHP is Better Than CSS."

Phooey.

is this a joke or something?

You're getting warmer...

surely no