UPS Also Said To Be Testing Drone Delivery
techcrunch.com
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I guess the Techcrunch article adds some predictable jokes and a meme illustration, leaving us to ponder the idea of what our grandparents would think about this article--premise, illustration, and all. Or better yet, the idea of our grandparents being shown this article in 1963 by some future-man. The notion of a future flying delivery robot would have been passe--it's the illustration that would have blown their minds.
This is one of the reasons I avoid TechCrunch, which appears to be a sensationalist/gossip-mongering type of opinion platform pandering to teenagers, rather than a true tech news organization.
Previously they had an article on what they called the uselessness of near-field communication (NFC) devices, even to the point of redefining the initials as "Nobody F--king Cares" (my obfuscation, not theirs). Really? I do care.
I suspect it won't achieve a mass market for a few years, if ever, given Apple's utter lack of interest and lack of a killer application. Plus, QR codes are cheaper to use, albeit read-only.
So drones for now are kinda silly.
But what about self-driving cars?
Instead of half hour delivery, be more realistic like twice a day coverage a city (instead of for example UPS arriving 8pm at my door).
I suspect the limiting factor in twice-a-day deliveries is labor cost.
I would pay extra for that because I hate it when they leave a note because i'm getting my pants on.
(It may actually simplify the programming, which is probably why we're talking about this at all, but regardless of how great the programming is, it's just not going to be as safe to have these flying through the air, loaded with kinetic energy, through low-level airspace, as it will for them to be on the ground, rolling along, safely.)
would just have to figure out how many drones vs how many packages are optimal.
The only practical thing I see happening is scheduled deliveries within a certain 15-30min window and having the drone text you when the package is there so you can physically go and retrieve it out on the street/sidewalk.
Of course, the problem then becomes having a drone hovering and waiting while the person comes outside. And obviously that will cut into the profit of the delivery service, as you have a drone waiting on people to get out of the shower and stupid things like that.
is much nicer..
Well hey, as long as the NSA is not involved, I don't think there's a downside here.
[Obviously a send-up of the publicity stunts we're seeing that try to pass for tech news lately]
UPS already has drones, they are called people, and they work pretty well.
UPS will go to a driverless (or remote-controlled) truck with a human in it to run packages to doors before they do a truck (human-driven or otherwise) with drones launching from it.
Seriously, I wish all the organizations with a holiday season PR problem would issue one, joint "look at this waving hand" press release. Microsoft will deliver more Surface by drone! The US HHS will Berlin Airlift insurance forms to homes across the nation! Delta will deliver your lost luggage to your hotel by drone! &c. I'm sure CBS "News" will promote those, too. These days, they believe anything. /headdesk
This Drone thing(for me they are RC helis, but let's not argue about that.) is looking more and more like a PR stunt than anything else.
Why would you do that?
This is why we can't have nice things.