On Reddit, where this stuff is discussed more, I just urge people if they can get away with it (they are conscious and can hide their wallet, for ex), to just give them a fake name. Almost $2k for a dab of skin glue? No! I don't care what complicated politico-economical factor lead to that. Free market, over-regulated market,expensive doctor's education loans, health insurance lobbyists, politicians, aliens, terrorists, gnomes. Doesn't matter. Putting that on the bill and sending to a parent is criminal. Fuck everything about it. Lie and cheat them and run away without feeling bad. They can say "oh but because people cheat it is so expensive", doesn't matter. They are stealing and screwing over the sick and disadvantaged, if you can turn right back and screw them, do it. Everybody for themselves.