The poetry thing is really dead on -- when Larry Wall spoke of Perl -- he said he explicitly wanted you to be able to write poetry with it. This led to the write once, read never reputation of Perl... that Scala is quickly stealing.
Scala is on my "will not work with" list of languages/technologies -- which is generally limited to old languages/tools that I have experience with (like Progress 4GL, Mumps, etc), but don't want to touch. It is a maintainability blackhole and generally horrible (to me) to work with, despite being fairly comfortable with the core (1400 or so hours billed).