Please explain how a bitcoin blockchain record can testify in court that a copy of a document is authentic. Hint, you're infront of a jury, you have a blockchain hash, and opposing council has a notary public with 40 years of experience, both copies of the document differ, the original cannot be found. Hers has an official looking seal, you have some random numbers.
Please explain how I can buy a pack of cigarettes at 11 pm in under 5 minutes with bitcoin.
In short most of your claims are highly exaggerated and don't work beyond the most trivial scenarios.