The Problem with Higher Education - An Unfortunate Email
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When "acceptance rate" is one of the factors in your ability to inch up those of so precious rankings, marketing yourself to applicants in this fashion suddenly makes sense. Sure, you'd like the best, most qualified applicants to matriculate. But more immediately, you have a need to inflate the number of applicants to your school, keep the number of seats constant, and make your program look "more competitive" to get into.
IMO this kind of short cutting may work in the short term, but erodes the quality of the student body in the long run.
Whenever you see "has been investing heavily in their marketing efforts" from a graduate program, I take it as a warning sign that something might be cookin' in the kitchen.
I wouldn't be surprised if some schools create entire "pre-disqualified" marketing funnels specifically designed to automatically reject everyone.
That thought really just rocked my world. It's just crazy enough to be true.
Why else would they turn away a paying customer?
Awesome phrase. Completely agree.
In fact I personally know of graduate programs that have reduced their recommendation letter and essay requirements for this reason!
I had a ground floor corner window office at Microsoft. (those who know, know what that means)
I was told by Google if I took a job with them I would have to "finish" my studies with in 2 years of taking the job.
I was on the standards committee for h.264, VC1, HD-DVD, and Bluray. Today I build some of the most advanced Natural Language Processing systems on the planet.
What is wrong with higher education is the belief that it is necessary to do well. There are definitely fields where I want the person to have earned a Doctorate. (I would like my Brain Surgeon to have at least one if not two) But over all I find that the person with the discipline to find out what they need to know through seeking someone who can teach them, or through reading, or through taking a gig that will train them is far more impressive than attending a school. Especially for IT.
Why? What would happen if you didn't? Would they fire you? It seems very odd that Google would value an unnecessary degree over the actual experience that was why they were interested in you in the first place.
Most of those have a PhD but in the top 10, myself and one other have no degree, 2 have art degrees (film stuff).
In the top 50 few have masters, 2 don't even have highschool diplomas.
This is highly unlikely. It's more like 10 people that you know of. Less than 1/3 of the world speaks English. Some advanced video firm in China that has no interest in participating in US standards bodies could very easily have more people with your skills.
And many of the people on that list are not English speakers. Math is the primary language.
Do you know what Chinese for discrete cosine transform is? Discrete cosine transform. Hebrew for Deinterlace? Deinterlace.
There are a few companies that put a lot of weight on degrees, and some that even restrict to specific degrees. Google often won't let certain positions go to people who aren't CompSci.
And there are a few places in the Valley where if you aren't a Stanford, MIT, or Ivy League grad you won't get an interview.
That's a good sign to stay away from them anyway. It means they lack the ability to even evaluate if someone has skills.
Even moderate domain expertise in most fields will trump the copious amount of useless information floating around in textbooks today.
Traditional academia has already begun to erode over the past few years, but I'll be happy when society finally wakes up and recognizes that empty credentials shouldn't always serve as the absolute indication of future success or achievements.
I was kind of a dumbass in college. I didn't take anything outside of my major seriously - I merely took them to fulfill the so-called "general education requirements." As a result, my GPA suffered.
More than half a decade later, those mistakes are basically ensuring that I can never get into a top-tier master's program, regardless of my GRE/GMAT scores or letters of recommendation.
Sigh. Oh well.
Take courses at a local community college or state university to bring up your GPA and demonstrate that you now do take things seriously. It works.
I have exceptional difficulty dedicating a significant amount of my time to highschool level work (My experience is that the community college classes are often Busy/foolish work - I could make an entire new post on the CC prof that scored me negatively for correcting the java code on the questions from his test generator.)
Now, just wait for the inevitable whining: "It's sooooo hard to find qualified grad students in the U.S., so we need the government to increase the number of student visas."
If universities or companies are seriously trying to recruit qualified applicants, there should be a human being at the other end, not a mindless piece of software.
However, it could be assumed that a previously-rejected applicant may have done any number of things to improve their qualifications in the 3-12 months between application periods. Most universities will have some advisors that will be able to tell you any number of things you can do in a relatively short period of time to improve your chances of being accepted, such as re-taking exams or specific classes. In other cases, related programs may have more openings (or fewer applicants), improving your chances of getting into those programs.
Sometimes just getting to know the people involved in the program (faculty and advising staff) can improve your chances, as being able to recall a face that goes with the name on the page can be the deciding factor between two similarly-qualified candidates. At the very least, it shows an active interest in the program, as opposed to someone that sent out applications to X, Y, and Z universities (after all, how many of the accepted students actually enroll is important, too).
Doesn't seem to reflect a very high standard if true. Of course I don't give a lot of weight to acceptance rates as a percentage of total applicants.
It's a hard problem to solve, and we see the beginnings of solutions, but we all have a long way to go and the future doesn't necessarily look all that promising without some pretty significant changes in our culture.
Needless to say, their email was not well received...
I wish I could find a legitimate school, with an online program, that would accept me.
It will be interesting to see how they treat candidates with primarily industry credentials/experience, given that an online degree may attract a higher proportion of these prospective students (industry credentials suggest a full time job, which may lead to a preference for an online degree, but I'm obviously speculating).
2) The need for letters of recommendation (As I mentioned in the post - I've recently asked my employer/co-workers for letters twice, I hate to impose that again)
It might be worth revisiting GT's program.
It's all about those ranking metrics, never mind all the successful people that for whatever reason either didn't graduate or did poorly in undergrad. Doesn't matter if you went out and ended up being successful.
2) When departments/colleges allow exceptions with lower GPAs, the students are rarely as successful in the program as those that met the minimum GPA requirement. This usually leads to fewer exceptions being granted.
No matter how successful we are in professional life, graduate school is still school. The two are very rarely as strongly linked as some would like, and the best measurement admissions staff have for how well you will do in school is how well you have performed in school previously.
In my case, it doesn't even matter that the university finds me qualified enough to work for them in my field of study. My grades are a major problem for admission, and I'm better off improving them elsewhere, first.
after doing some very cursory research into MBA programs, i decided that it probably wasn't worth the effort and money required to even apply, given my academic achievement. a non-starter, so to speak.
the only answers i could wrangle out of admissions folks and people who had gotten their mba were bogus platitudes and non-responses, i couldn't get a god damn straight answer out of ANYONE whether or not it would be a waste of time to pursue admissions with a C average in undergrad, even given my professional track record. not a single person said "yes. it is possible that an elite school will accept you with a C undergrad gpa." even worse, nobody said that i would be rejected outright. basically, nobody knew.
i got the distinct feeling that mba programs cast a wide net on applications and keep the secret sauce of admissions as closely guarded as possible.
therefore, i gave up on the process and have pretty much decided that i am done with school for life. it's not really feeling like much of a loss, to be honest, especially considering it would take me over 500k of lost earnings and tuition to go to a school anyway. i dunno if that's worth it.
(Although if I'd founded a multi-million dollar start-up I don't think I"d be interested in continuing school)
running your own company makes working a job, any job, even the golden handcuffs elite jobs, look like a fucking cakewalk. no joke.
IMHO MBA these days is just a pipeline for people to move up in their very rigid career tracks (professional services, just checking off a check box) or shift industries/functions. The focus is not on learning. I would honestly dissuade you from applying regardless of what your GPA was.
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There are some advantages to having an MBA; at best, these advantages are terrific. Sadly one of the best of the advantages is just meeting the other students -- something like the advantages of being in a good country club where know that everyone else has been carefully selected.
And you can learn some business basics in accounting, finance, organizational behavior, business law, statistics, and maybe something about information technology, production, management, etc.
Mostly the universities run MBA programs to get the tuition revenue and, later, the alumni financial gifts. But mostly a university wants to do 'research', and the MBA program is a bit far from that. Mostly the rest of the university wants to turn out college profs which, however, usually don't make much money so aren't good bets for gifts. So, a university can swallow its pride and run an MBA program.
For some students, an MBA can get them on a good start in business. Alas, for someone already successful on business, an MBA is highly questionable. E.g., for someone already successful, they no doubt meet lots of people, even ones better to know than other MBA students. For accounting, after a few tax seasons and discussions with a tax lawyer, likely know a lot about accounting. For business law, working with a lawyer a little will likely teach you all you need to know about that. Really the main thing you need to know is your business that you are making successful.
So many people see these points that a university might have an 'executive MBA' program where they can get successful business people through in less time with less bother.
There may be some direction for you in the future where something in an MBA program would really help you, even be crucial, but this is not clear. Or, can look at a lot of successful people in business, e.g., Gates, Page, Brin, without an MBA. Or, if they want an MBA, then they will hire one.
My guess would be that an MBA program would be a waste of time, money, and effort for you and also possibly a severe shot in the gut of your career. Indeed, many profs will feel guilty that somehow the university had gotten you to leave your successful career, and likely hurt it, for the university's questionable material.
If you can find an 'executive MBA' program at a good school and really have the spare time, then maybe okay. Otherwise I'd advise you to be very careful and actually go for an MBA only if you could find some astoundingly good, special, and unique reason. Stay with your bird in the hand and be less interested in the two birds in the bush.
I have a problem with the phrase the problem, as if there were a single, uniquely identifiable problem. Example sentence: The problem with 'the problem' is that there is no canonical, singular, uniquely identifiable problem.
on an unrelated sidenote, i'm looking for professions or studies where the biggest gap exists between what is taught and is actually used or needed during actual work or practice. if anyone has suggestions, please comment or email me.
Things to consider:
(1) Take the GRE tests for both aptitude and your speciality. Really good scores will be tough to ignore. And if your speciality is in a STEM field, then you get to f'get about all the English literature, history, etc. and your grades in those nonsense subjects.
(2) Emphasize points of success in your career. Why? Because you will look like you are taking your career seriously and might later in your career be able to make significant financial contributions to the university. Yes, Virginia, universities like rich students!
(3) As in the quote, do some independent study. Then in your application, describe the significant books and journal papers you have studied. You may be doing enough independent study now just for your career.
(4) Get the description of the Ph.D. qualifying exams. Mostly the coursework for a Master's and for preparation for the exams are similar. So, just study the darned material on your own, apply to the Ph.D. program, and offer to sit for the qualifying exams before being admitted. Offer tough to turn down.
Note, at one time the Web site of the Princeton math department just flatly stated that the graduate courses were introductions to research by experts, no courses were given for preparation for the qualifying exams, and students were expected to prepare for these exams on their own. So, do it, on your own, without going to campus.
That you successfully prepared for the qualifying exams on your own is big time impressive and a big point for any graduate program because one of the basic necessary conditions for success in a Ph.D. program is good ability at independent study. So, showing such ability can make a graduate department really happy, i.e., no longer afraid they will have to write your dissertation for you.
(5) Find a problem, maybe at work, that needs solving and get a good solution, both in theory and in practice. Write a paper and submit it for publication in a peer-reviewed journal or a conference.
If are unsure on just how to do this, then find a friendly Ph.D., researcher, professor to give you the 101 Big Secrets They Never Taught You in College on How Get a Paper Published or some such.
Pretend to look for a recommendation of a suitable journal and write to a suitable professor in the program you want to enter and send a copy of your paper. So, prime the pump via a backdoor. If he likes your paper, then it can be that all the rest goes quickly. E.g., once I applied to a graduate program at Cornell and got turned down. It happened that there was a prof there I wanted to talk to about a problem I had at work and flew up. We took a campus tour, and back at his office I showed him my problem and my progress on it. Suddenly I got another letter from the department admissions saying I was in. I didn't go. Via such things I also got into Brown, Princeton, and Hopkins. I went to Hopkins.
(6) Typically a STEM department has a seminar series. These can be painful as a toothache because you may be listening to stuff you don't have the prerequisites to understand. But they can also be good because they can, on a good day, give you some great help in picking a research problem.
Well, typically such seminars are open to the public, and maybe also the department tea before the seminar. So, crash the party and meet some of the profs and/or graduate students. From the students, get some of the 'low down' -- they can be quite helpful to a fellow suffering human.
You need to know that graduate school, really, is not much about learning. Instead, the three most important aspects are research, research, and research, as in "new, correct, and significant" and/or "worthy of publication". For a prof, what's important is research good enough to get a good grant, e.g., from the NSF. E.g., that Princeton Web site didn't even want to teach basic material and only wanted students to get involved in research; the assumption is that hard part was doing the research, not finding, reading, and understanding it in the library.
As a graduate student, do some work that is nice and clearly publishable, especially if you publish it, and can suddenly find that life in the department gets much nicer.
Finally, my Secret Guide to Research Success in STEM Fields is, "be wise, mathematize". Basically get an ugrad math major with emphasis on topics that can be important in the other STEM fields and then make the research basically some new theorems and proofs. It's worked for me.
For the admissions office, try to f'get about them! They just can't be the brightest bulbs on the tree.