Well, HTML is not a programming language, given that it is not turing complete. Hence, knowing how to write HTML doesn't make someone a programmer.
The point being, I think, that drawing this bright line at Turing completeness doesn't hold up when you give it any thought, and so it's not very useful. Aside from that, you've utterly missed the point of the OP.
>Implements a Turing machine in Java without using control structures, variable declarations, method definitions, or anonymous classes. The main2 method shows the code before I removed variables. Control structures are too controlling for this day and age. Us youth yearn for the unstructured hippie days of our parents' generations."
I like this guy's sense of humor :)