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Or, alternatively, recharge your smartphone during sex.

Not sure how much of a charge you would generate in 2 minutes.

Couldn't this be used in trousers? The friction generated between the legs could wirelessly charge whatever is in your pocket?

...2 minutes?

and that includes the time it takes to eat the pizza.

2 minutes in heaven are better than.. 1 minute in heaven.

I doubt with all those layers you'd be "generating" for only 2 minutes ...

I like the vibration effect better. Or at least my girlfriend would :-).

Just one step closer to making your penis obsolete.

Not obsolete. Better. Stronger. Longer. Lasting. With vibration and a USB port.

Penis 2.0 disrupting human sexuality.

and running Windows!

Sounds like a good idea for a kickstarter.