EDIT
I'll leave my post as two people were kind enough to point out that I was just flat out wrong.
I had originally thought that the below post was a parody. I'm told it wasn't, though in my defense it definitely reads like a parody... I mean the perfect cutlery... the most meaningless item in anyone's house??
This reminds me of another parody post here a while ago about someone who said they'd bought the perfect cutlery.
They went a bit further and beat the joke to death talking about the difference between several cutlery sets. It was bit better because it started out with some good points bout optimizing your life and buying the best and then it jumped into how to buy what is probably the least important thing in anyone life...cutlery
I think this hacking your life is starting to jump the shark:)
Here is the other parody post: