The BLUNDERBUSSness Class is by far the best:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lsem22DkIjw
TL;DR: AXE body spray is super combustable!
TL;DR: AXE body spray is super combustable!
Not quite Ned Kelly, but might help a little.
People cooking up shitty meth apparently do it (http://health.utah.gov/meth/html/ToxicologyofMeth/Lithium.ht...) but I don't know how they do it. They might be using tools that wouldn't be available in an airport, but I'm not so sure of that.