Hahahaha. That’s the funniest thing I’ve read someone write about Wolfram.

The comparison to Darwin is also pretty amusing. Darwin’s book is amazing because it spends most of its effort showing us evidence, so we can draw our own conclusions guided by an overwhelming pile of careful data and research, plus a bit of sharp analysis. By contrast, Wolfram’s book spends most of its effort telling us how important it (and he) is, on unremarkable and tediously repetitive evidence/analysis.

edit: note the Oxford American Dictionary’s definition of pretentious: “attempting to impress by affecting greater importance, talent, culture, etc., than is actually possessed”.

For example count the number of things named “Wolfram” in this most recent blog post, or count the hyperbolic adjectives and adverbs: “amazing”, “whole different level”, “profoundly important”, “incredibly useful”, “breathtaking”, “exciting”, “spectacular”, “sophisticated”, “universally accessible”, “new kind of language”, “cover[ing] all forms of computation”, “by far the largest ever”, “immense”, “spectacularly productive”, “remarkable”, “immense”, “completely general and uniform”, “immense”, can’t-do-it-justice, “immediately meaningful”, “absolutely practical, and spectacular”, “amazing”, “never imagined before”, “incredibly fertile”, “disorienting”, uniquely converging, “universal”, incredibly powerful, “instant”, “absurdly”, “seamless”, “dauntingly long”, “widely accessible”, “wonderful”, “exciting”, “with full semantic fidelity”, “instantly programmable”, “a kind of global brain”, “convenient”, “efficient”, “a new level of computation”, “our most important technology project yet”, “incredibly exciting”.

If you took out all the adjectives, and all the instances of “Wolfram”, there’d be pretty much nothing left. ;) [NKS is thankfully not quite this bad on a sentence-by-sentence level. But then it has 1000 pages to repeatedly tell us how revolutionary and brilliant it is.]