Governmint: im just going through agile sprint 0 with fda. according to the project manager sprint 0 will take weeks or even months! these people really need to stop saying they are agile. The pace of anything happening is horrible. Sprints taking months.... welcome to the government way of doing things!

And what sprint 0 is all about? Onboarding. That's right they need months jystvto give laptops to developers. As a guy coming from a start up i get heart attack every time they rape vocabulary with agile, sprints, scrum master or even daily stand ups that should be renamed to hour long meeting about why we failed again...