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I changed mine to be the sound of the communicator from Star Trek:TOS.

I expect to be sued by Paramount in a couple of days.

My text alert is Charmander's self-proclaiming blart as it appears. I expect to live to 20.

Eventually an old Nokia with a standard ringtone comes full circle as "ironic" with the hipster crowd.

::waits::

In the meantime I'll just have to continue enjoying only having to charge my phone once a week...

I'd rather pay for ringtones, knowing part of the part of the proceeds go towards mercilessly countersuing litigious scumbags like this :).

I make my own, though on occasion it's embarrassing to have sci-fi alien noises issuing from my pocket.