Nokita plan: Outbid Microsofts offer on Nokia to make a secure mobile platform

Dude is all balls and no brains. His sales pitch was that he's been to a shitload of countries, and that someone bombed a hotel that he almost stayed at once. His plan is to magically just start selling phones on 3 operating systems, and have a badass launch party. All for the low low price of $5B EUR.

Seriously? This guy shouldn't be given bus fare, let alone $5B. That "Tiny diaper for the tip of your penis" fake Kickstarter video had more imagination.

This is hilarious. I love all the shots of him striding. So much purpose.