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"At least Dogescript has reasonable scoping!"

Sadly true.

The joke is here, it just isn't evenly distributed.

My favorite quote, by John Wannamaker, reads just like that. (I learned when reading "How to Make Friends and Influence People")

"I learned thirty years ago that it is foolish to scold. I have enough trouble overcoming my own limitations without fretting over the fact that God has not seen fit to distribute evenly the gift of intelligence."

Elwood P. Dowd: Years ago my mother used to say to me, "In this world, Elwood, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant." Well, for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant.