"you can't have more than 64,000 objects in a folder in S3 - even though S3 doesn't have folders."
Is this for real, or are these stories made up? All documentation I've read about S3 suggests that it does not have any file count limitations. The timeline of Togetherville suggests that this story took place between 2008 and 2010. Did S3 have a limit back then that they lifted?