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Now we just need to wait for someone to run Rhino on this so we can have Javascript hosting a JVM which hosts Javascript.

Nashorn would be more appropriate once it is released. It leverages the JVM dynamic invocation instructions better IIRC.

And Nashorn should jit to bytecodes, which should jit back to JS. Like realtime closure compiler.

VMception?

That actually made me giggle