If your answer is no, then I think the current cards are already sufficient, it just needs some clever finagling to take the current design and remove all 'may' choices.
If your answer is yes then I think your standards are flawed.
>Could you link something describing the hilarious confetti combo?
Okay, looking into it it was less of a loop than I thought: http://www.mtgvault.com/doompie/decks/the-deck-ripper/
So I got you this instead: http://www.mtgvault.com/planestalker/decks/16-infinite-loops...