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Sounds like you're not the epic rockstar ninja they're looking for anyway.

You forgot pirate.

What language do coding pirate's use for statistical analysis? Rrrrrrrrrrr.

I use MATLAB .. I guess I'll settle for the Royal Navy, then. My dream to be Jack Sparrow and have an excuse to be constantly drunk and awesome has just been shattered.

Alas, I suppose not.

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