Looks like despite their best efforts, the SCP Foundation has failed, and a CK-class reality restructuring event has occurred. As you have fun playing with your Squishy Earth, just remember the sacrifice that Earth has made for you.
I saw the headline "Squishy Earth" and clicked on it, hoping (but not expecting) to actually be presented with an interactive squishy earth. I was pleasantly surprised.
Totally freakin' awesome. This is how aliens will torment us in the future, being beat about the head and shoulders with our own moon.
This mechanic has an indie game written all over it. Go forth and make 1,000,000 x .99c!!!
I tried for more than a minute to split earth in two. My physics-brain just expects it.