I'd like solution #4 as part of solution #3 please ... now we just need someone in DC to listen to what we want.

Solution #5: The retards in charge of current policy accept that no sane terrorist would joke about smuggling a bomb through a TSA checkpoint while in the queue at said checkpoint, and thus stop arresting people for jokes.

But then, people will bring shampoo on flights.

Also, throw the head DHS and TSA officials in Guantanamo for terrorizing the American public.