Fun idea! Too easy for us Swedes though, as the names of almost all of IKEA's furniture are Swedish words.
Long ago, when I talked to her about the obvious superiority of Death Metal and why Meshuggah is the Answer, she said -- "Oh, drool... some of those cute boys were a few classes below me in school." :-)
[1] http://www.metal-archives.com/albums/Hellhammer/Satanic_Rite...