Oops: Azerbaijan released election results before voting had even started
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This is horseshit.
I spent years building US and international election results maps for a large company, and I had exactly the same thing happen to me on at least one occasion.
When you build an election map or any kind of election reporting site or app, you have to have test data ahead of time. You can't use test data from a previous year, for the simple reason that it has the wrong candidates and parties.
How do you know your code even works with the current candidates? Maybe there's an encoding problem with one of the candidate names this year. Happened to me.
You have to use test data from the current election, yes, the election that has not yet happened. Because you have to test your app with the current candidates, photos, parties, news feeds, electoral boundaries including all the latest redistricting, and all of that.
So yes, it is made up test data, with "predicted" results based on whatever. Recent polling plus a good dose of randomization, perhaps.
You just hope and pray that your test data never leaks out onto a live feed.
But it's a balancing act. You need to test your code on real devices, real browsers, and the whole works. And you have to be ready to swap in your live feed election night and have it all work seamlessly.
Should be easy, right?
Now consider the dynamics of election reporting. You have a deadline. A deadline that will not budge. You do your best, but you're probably not going to get much sleep the week before the election. And sometimes you make a mistake.
That happened with one of the US primary elections. We had a test feed leak out onto a live page for a couple of hours, and man did it make the news. They said we'd released the election "results" early - i.e. we'd made up the results.
Well of course we made up the results. It was test data, and we had to do it that way. So yeah, sorry we goofed, but anybody with an ounce of sense who wasn't looking for a news scoop should have realized that the election hadn't happened yet and it was just a stupid bug.
People talk about deadline pressure. You should try election work sometime!
Now remember the lack of sleep for a week before the election, and imagine a possible bug where your client code somehow fails to put up that big TEST DATA message that you thought was there.
It happens. Happened to me. :-)
But I can imagine myself in the place of a PR person who doesn't fully understand the technical issues. And somehow it sounds better in the moment to say "that was real data from a few years ago" rather than "that was fake data that we just made up!"
Of course I don't know what actually happened in Azerbaijan, but I can sure relate to the possible scenarios.
I suppose I was just ranting in sympathy with the poor programmers who have to try to do their best to keep up with all this.
I don't even need to finish this ad hominem.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heydar_Aliyev
ruled 1969-1987, 1993-2003, passed the throne to his son:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ilham_Aliyev
"In 2009, following his reelection as president, Aliyev passed a referendum which removed the presidential consecutive term limit, thereby allowing him to run for president as many times as he wishes. Opposition claimed this to be a violation of the Azerbaijani constitution and the European convention on human rights.[13] It is widely expected that Aliyev will win the 2013 presidential elections.[14]"
and i have no doubts he will win :)
> Sedevacantism is the position, held by a minority of Traditionalist Catholics,^[1]^[2] that the present occupant of the papal see is not truly pope and that, for lack of a valid pope, the see has been vacant since the death of Pope Pius XII in 1958. A tiny number of these claim the vacancy actually goes back to the death of Pope Pius X in 1914.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sedevacantism
The belief the Pope is a Jew is a new one on me, but the general tenor of "There is no valid Pope; the current one is a pretender." is no new idea.
Its the difference between "the pope is secretly a Jew!" and "the wall is there to keep the jealous westerners out of our communist worker's paradise".
Sit back and realise that somebody is probably going to be murdered for pushing to the wrong database.
Not that I think he deserves being murdured. Of course not.
But, he was betraying his fellow countrymen by 'pushing to a database'. I dont think he really deserve's that sympathy.
Maybe the early release was civil disobedience.
I know it sounds technical to use such a precise level of designation, but there are very very few AK-47s in circulation. Their production ended in 1959.
As with any domain of knowledge it's best to dither to a lesser degree of precision if you're not an expert. 'Two guys with rifles'.
(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AK-47)
> Even after six decades the model and its variants remain the most widely used and popular assault rifles in the world because of their durability, low production cost, availability, and ease of use.
That's your assumption.
I would probebly work for the govermnt too, fixing elections or censor data. That for my skill the most efficent thing to do. Would I feel good? No, is it better then starving or doing hard laber? Yes.
So what would you do? Is your does your moral values overpower your will not doing hard laber?
Tomek in my office says we'd doc this "sev:hi - production data stored in test instance".
For my customers, that was the day that the election results came out a day early and conclusively proved that there was no hope of ever having a democratic government.
For me, that was just another Tuesday--"git push production --force"
:)
`git reset --hard origin/despotism` would be more accurate, since it over-writes any commits not yet pushed.
Don't call people stupid.
> virtually
... so you're telling me that the elections were virtually different, and not actually different. In other words, there were almost some differences between the two.Sorry, pobody's nerfect.
Freedom to move and travel is a necessity.
Freedom to speech is good, but not really that necessary.
If you have freedom of speech, then you can grumble about being prohibited from traveling. But you are highly unlikely to have the influence to get the law changed.
Of course, we also have random number generation to populate the fields with junk if we can't get real data (personally identifiable information). In that case, it's just junk that looks like real numbers. This scenario from the article isn't that far outside of what a normal business might do.
Sure, its something a normal business might do -- but its completely inconsistent with the facts. Neither the numbers nor the candidates matched the previous election. So whatever was released, it wasn't the previous election's data.
Had they said it was test data (whether resulting from rather substantial massaging of prior election data or something else) that would have been, if not necessarily the kind of thing anyone would be inclined to accept implicitly given the totality of the circumstances surrounding elections in the country, at least a superficially plausible explanation of the data released. But that's not what they claimed, they claimed it was the previous election's data.
None of that is to say that Azerbaijan's democracy isn't largely fake or that the elections are not, in fact, rigged; it's just that this particular mistake may not an expression of it.
;)
Emperor Augustus assured Gaius Malefictus that he would be
elected to the senate: "Don't worry about the elections. I've
made the appropriate arrangements. This day next week, you
will be a senator."
I can't imagine something like that ever happening in the history of politics. Or the results of a boxing match leaked early to the mafia boss before the fight has taken place, or...guys my regdate
guys
"Off-Topic: Most stories about politics, or crime, or
sports, unless they're evidence of some interesting new
phenomenon. [...] If they'd cover it on TV news, it's
probably off-topic."
Let's see: Politics? Check. Interesting new phenomenon? Nope. Would they cover it on TV news? Check. Conclusion: probably off-topic.Politics would be an article arguing why it's unfair that the President rigged the election. They mention the background political information because THAT'S GOOD JOURNALISM. You need to have that background information about the political climate to understand what's the importance of what's happening.
I mean, now it sounds like you aren't complaining about what actually was posted being off-topic, but about something that you imagine might have been off-topic which would have been posted had it occurred.
The implicit storyline is American exceptionalism, which is most valuable when it can be used to justify wars and military action that would otherwise be considered inappropriate or morally questionable.
When you consider what percentage of so-called "world news" is stuff like this, newspapers start to seem like they are all state run propaganda operations. I realize that part of it is just the entertainment value people derive from feeling superior to others, even when the others are presented as victims, but an objective, critical media would simply ignore most stories like this in favor of less juicy but more impactful stories about local/national issues.
It's propaganda and nothing more. It's useful both for distraction and dehumanization.
As a thought experiment, imagine if American readers of the "world news" section routinely were led to think things like "Hmm, I wonder what would happen if our policymakers tried that idea" or "wow, maybe the people in country x are just like me and deserve my profound respect, even though my country is launching missiles into their neighborhoods".
Illegal immigrants are dehumanized in the American press too, as are sex workers. The point of creating psychological/empathic distance between the reader and the subject is to permit the reader to suppress the basic reflex of valuing human life. Imagine the news story about an illegal immigrant sex worker who was found murdered.
It is possible to question the integrity of one's own government whilst also highlighting atrocities committed in other countries. Countries that also contribute to the global economy.
This article says nothing about America. The multitudes of articles that DO mention America and electronic voting, especially regarding Diebold voting machines, all sound pretty similar.
We are strongly encouraged by our newspapers to be irate about random human rights abuses on other continents. Recall the dehumanization propaganda used by the Nazis. Casting inhabitants of foreign countries as hapless victims is simply a softer version of the same propaganda technique.
Once we view them as sufficiently dehumanized (they mistreat their women, they lack voting rights, they have ballot corruption, they utilize child labor, have beliefs based solely on religious dogma, etc. etc.) it becomes significantly easier to launch missiles at them. This propaganda strategy is broadly applied to entire swaths of the world.
Note the similarity with the backstory behind all of our recent military aggression.
The standard American exceptionalist narrative is that much of the rest of the world consists of people who are victims of illegitimate regimes. We should pity them (emphasis on humanitarian sentiment) but then we should feel morally superior and allow our indignation to lead to military strikes intended to help them.
Bottom line: Military strikes, the projection of power into remote corners of the world, are simply acts of aggression no matter how they are spun. They are designed to threaten and intimidate the rest of the world in a way that aids American interests, not to help people.
- No. So we aren't guilty of taking important events within a country and to a country as of little importance except in how we contextualize them through our own American lens. You know, the stuff of foreign policy hawks always interested in meddling in other nations.
Thus there is an endless stream of possible "appalling" stories but many more deeply interesting, geopolitically relevant, culturally relevant stories that never get written. Some are just not sensational/sexy enough, but the larger problem is that our media actively drives the narrative of American exceptionalism mostly through the world news section.