At last the drug war has been won!
No similar site will ever be created and all the resources formerly spent fighting drugs will be returned to improving the lives of citizens.
This is as great a sign of success as when we victoriously proclaimed "Mission Accomplished" in Iraq, and as assuredly as we have had peace since then in Iraq, we can look forward to as peaceful and drug-free an existence as when we enjoyed the peaceful, law-abiding, alcohol-free times of Prohibition.
Resources well-spent. We can finally sleep well tonight under the FBI's benevolent watch.