The Last Language War / Language Trolling Post You'll Ever Need To Read (Hopefully)

The COBOL part made Coke come out of my nose.

The bash part was also brilliant.

Lisp's closure at the end was fantastic!

Haha! I loved the first comment (by innervision).

I'm waiting for the day when someone cracks jokes about Lisp that don't involve parens. Still, 50 years on, I'm really not holding my breath.

It's cute, in a faddish sort of way. Doesn't quite work as a troll, nor as good satire.

I missed Python. :-( Assembly language would've been awesome too.

What is 'Python'? Should I've heard about him/her/it?

that's even cooler

Yes, you should have. Go do your reading :-)

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