For a long while now I've thought that some articles should simply stop trying to be perfectly neutral.

Just have two sections in the article: Each clearly biased in a different direction (maybe use colors and do it per paragraph).

Historically newspapers used to do that, each paper was clearly biased a certain way and you knew that when reading it.

Insist on accuracy of course, but the slant in the way something is written can matter a lot even if completely accurate.