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Are you fucking kidding me? This thing actually sent a shock through my body that reached my toes. 3 Minutes later and I'm still feeling unnatural, with an elevated heart rate and a VERY agitated mind. If you were in the same room as me I'd probably shove you pretty damn hard for exposing me to this.

This thing is a fucking health risk.

SEIZURE RISK!!!

That's horrible. I had to look away asap before that thing fried my eyeballs. That warning is tiny. It totally needs to be an alert box.

Er, anyone care to say what the link points to...?

[Given the comments so far, I'm certainly not going to look! oO;]

it's a page displaying an elongated black thing with a face, which tracks the position of your mouse cursor. Wiggling the mouse cursor causes it to wave, much like wiggling one end of a rope. Wiggling above a certain fierceness threshold causes music to play and a psychedelic color scheme to flash. You're not missing much.

It's amazing to think that, even after all this time, the Internet can still shock the shit out of us.

that warning at the bottom left needs to be bigger

Wiggle it Fiercely