As someone working close with tech writers, I suggest (project) that the thing that precipitated this article is the realization that the JVM can run multiple languages. That's the kind of thing that is just science-fiction-y and just break-the-rules-y enough that it blows tech writers' minds and to some extent their audience.

It speaks to the part of them (us) that wants to believe things like, "I knew that big company Sun couldn't do everything perfect, because they're BIG and they're a CORPORATION. I knew there was a deeper way to use technology, and isn't it just inspiring/trippy/deep that a VIRTUAL machine can so something it's totally unintended for?!?!?! lolomgcyber those hackers are breaking the rules established by The Man so we can have our super-slick free text messaging capabilities #mind #blown"

:)

No, Java is reborn, because someone paid for an article, duh!