Ask HN: Static site hosting with _real_ SSL?

You can host static sites on Amazon S3 and with http://mysite.com. But you can't buy an SSL cert and use https://mysite.com.

Can any cloud provider offer this? *

*Amazon CloudFront doesn’t count; it’s $600 per month. Using s3 alias URLs doesn’t count because they are fugly and require extra work to hide from users.