Ask HN: What did you used to do to retail shop's computers?
Turn the video upside down, test your software (Netapp), cause minor mayhem, etc?
Most of the time I'd just clean up the desktop after lots of folks messing with it and leave up something useful or interesting like paint one of the games or a notepad so people can type. Or maybe system info... I didn't want to scare folks away from computers, they're cool.