How to foil NSA sabotage: use a dead man's switch
theguardian.com
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This is the worrying part. The dead man's switch conforms to a sort of twisted logic that should stand up, but I can't see a judge agreeing with you.
Anyway, if it ever worked one time, I'm sure a law would be promptly implemented that prevented you from saying when the FBI/NSA hasn't been there.
"We're not saying you have to lie, just that you can't tell anyone about this. Whatever dead man's switch you've set up for yourself is none of our concern. If you've arranged yourself such that you have to lie to keep this a secret then you've compelled yourself to lie, not us."