Power outages caused by squirrels
nytimes.com
nytimes.com
mitigation was simply rubbing vaseline (petroleum jelly) all over it once a quarter so they just fell off.
Wildlife is incredibly destructive :)
Said the guy whose office occupies the space where the trees that grandma and grandpa squirrel used to live in once stood.
I agree with your sentiment though entirely.
I have not studied this at length but I'm told the carcass from turning a squirrel into a power line fuse is substantially different than the carcass from shorting out a couple KW of broadcast transmitter RF and a tech can tell at a glance which cabling needs replacing when they see a smoking carcass on the ground. But I never worked outside plant so this might just be a tall tale they tell cubie dwellers.
Unlike what the article claims, I'm told there's off the shelf nearly perfect repellants based on hot sauce and at least some cables like coax are often flooded with a dielectric gel which is designed to taste awful, or so they claim.
It's written in a very Dave Barry sensibility throughout.
[1] http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/11/05/lhc_bread_bomb_dump_...
The Hellfire club is a BDSM club in Melbourne, and apparently a bird had attacked the cabling leading into the building, bringing down the phone systems.