You want to know how to make a perfect cup of coffee? It's easy. Make yourself perfect and then just brew naturally.
EDIT: Jeez, downvoters clearly have never read Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance.
EDIT: Jeez, downvoters clearly have never read Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance.
Here's why: http://blog.bumblebeelabs.com/social-software-sundays-2-the-...
TL;DR:
Witty comments might be funny but promoting them is anathemic to serious discussion (in the long run). You can always go to Reddit if you're out to be witty and funny. I realize this sounds harsh and dismissive, I apologize for the tone. (Interwebs and all.)