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That's not a one-line script. That's a multi-line script with the linebreaks removed.

I suggest you don't say things like that around Perl programmers.

Most Perl one-liners don't have semicolons.

The language lends itself to that, but as far as I am aware there is no prejudice against Perl one-liners that do contain semicolons.

It is 85 characters long. Strip some spaces from it, and it qualifies as a one-liner.