Dog the Bounty Hunter in pursuit of Edward Snowden

> Dog the Bounty Hunter in pursuit of Edward Snowden

Correction: s/Edward Snowden/unearned publicity/

Quote: "Dog the Bounty Hunter, or Duane Chapman, held a press conference to announce his plans to enter Russia and illegally capture Edward Snowden."

Surreptitiously?

This is so outrageous that I can't even laugh at it...

"A dog of the NSA!"