AOL CEO Tim Armstrong Fires Patch Employee In Front Of 1,000 Coworkers

ProTip for Patch employees:

I've heard this speech a couple of times personally and I've heard of it happening dozens of times from other developers, and I can't think of a single instance where this speech was delivered and the company existed as anything but a shell entity a year later.

Polish those resumes!

Damn, that was a dead pool moment. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fucked_Company