The amount of knee-jerking on this thread is why we can't have nice things.
So we can't have nice things because people want to obey laws that tend to be extremely strictly enforced?
We can't have nice things when people who claim to be "disruptive" are actually busy pursuing safe, risk-averse targets.
So "we can't have nice things" here means "we can't plagiarize vodka"? Well you can't plagiarize Steven King either. Deal with it.
Cheap vodka is a commodity, not an art form.
The example you chose is deliberately one in which it would be assumed that you were not asserting authorship. Frankly, choosing that example shows you're dishonest.