RTI Inc. seeks to built robot that will forage and "eat" for energy

Excuse me while I haul my skinny biomass out of the path of that advancing robot.

Supportive though I am of the technological goals, their overview documents are a conspiracy theorist's wet dream (chainsaws? scary robotic heads? angry-looking tree-eating robots?!). Someone needs to give their marketing people free tickets to the upcoming Terminator movie and explain that most of the audience are there to root for the human character. I, on the other hand...