While you are blindly jumping into the claws of the tiger because your man-of-action guts tell you it's a lotus, I'll stick around to grab your wallet while he devours you.

Signed, The Theory Guy

P.S. Spending three seconds to think about why the fuck is a lotus flower striped and why it is purring like a cat could have saved you.

Also, what the heck is a wantrepreneur? Is that the pretentious term for "someone who isn't an antrepreneur, but totally knows everything about it because he read all the blogs on the subject and all the interviews in Forbes"?